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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9057 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Star Shards Collected: | 229 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.