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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4859 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 571390 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!