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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 4259 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!