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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7095 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!