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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6871 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Magic Items Found: | 8405 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!