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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3185 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
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