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MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5488
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

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hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

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Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5579
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Emeralds Found:	9963

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Emeralds Found:	3451
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ShoeShareSisSass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ores Mined:	3616
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3288	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

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Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7851	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Animals Bred:	90	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

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so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Items Found:	8661
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	997493

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Mines Excavated:	1058
Ores Mined:	631	Farms Harvested:	856