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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7891 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3817 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
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