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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 353 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
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