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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4830 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
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