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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3235 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
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