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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1603 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 229 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 3454 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 30 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!