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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8233 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8270 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Emeralds Found: | 1602 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!