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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4828 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 133 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
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