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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2658 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 279 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 913159 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
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