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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4099 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!