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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9044 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 2016 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
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