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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9218 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
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