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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1126 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 | Star Shards Collected: | 272 |
Farms Harvested: | 590 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
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