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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 718 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 178 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
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