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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5600 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1908 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!