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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7059 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 198 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
