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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3636 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Ores Mined: | 6866 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
