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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6769 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
