CraftyPutin’sOrbánChat | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, man. we got Putin and Orbán chillin’ and talkin’ about Ukraine, like, what even is that, amirite? come join us and be part of the epic discussions about, like, world politics and stuff. maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin and Orbán in-game, who knows? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so, like, join now and be part of the madness, yo.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	715	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Villages Defended:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magic Items Found:	1450
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	195	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2978	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	1543	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dimension Hops:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4237	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!