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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1907 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!
