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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9662 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!
