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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4560 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!
