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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 2650 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.