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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6132 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8810 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.