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Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2012

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Wuthering and try not to get lost in the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, like The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And don’t even get us started on the current extractions, like Cinq West Section 3 Meursault and Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair.

Why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a target extraction of [Faust] ID & E.G.O. If that doesn’t get your adrenaline pumping, I don’t know what will.

And if you’re worried about spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be! This game is set after both, so expect the unexpected.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure in a world like no other. Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and join us in the chaos. Just remember, the tutorial is important – trust us on this one.

Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and check out our official site for all the latest updates. And if you need any EGO or Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our handy resources.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

StolenGifts Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9867
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoBabysitNoCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

5g technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, autonomous vehicles, biotechnology, clean energy, Excited4Tech, gene editing, Internet of Things, machine learning, medical advancements, Minecraft, nanotechnology, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, scientific advancement, smart cities, smp, space exploration, technological advancement, virtual reality, wearable technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	183
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyConfessions

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Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magic Items Found:	3128	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

adoption, America, born out of wedlock, catholic church, child welfare, export, Family secrets, hidden past, historical scandal, IllegitimateCraft, international scandal, investigative journalism, Italian children, Italian orphans, new book, ORPHAN, orphans, Program, religious institution, social injustice, undocumented history, Vatican, Vatican program

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Boxed Cat Chaos

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So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	298
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Potions Brewed:	97

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Paradise Network

Prison

Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Void Gems Collected:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Magic Items Found:	5047

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Nikashi SMP

Adventure, bedrock, Challenges, Community, creative builder, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, friendly community, game modes, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Nikashi SMP, pocket edition, Server, Survival

Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

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NovaCraft: Revival S1

Server Version	1.21.1
Features	Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
Launch Status	Awaiting big launch with original and new members
Rules	Available in Discord server
Discord Username	_schlime
Application Process	Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
Server IP	dogpound.modded.fun
Whitelist	Players must be accepted before joining

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

2. What version is the server running on?

The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

3. How can I apply to join the server?

To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mines Excavated:	4917	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

Brazil, Brazilian culture, Brazilian customs, Brazilian economy, Brazilian education, Brazilian food, Brazilian geography, Brazilian government, Brazilian history, Brazilian language, Brazilian lifestyle, brazilian music, Brazilian people, Brazilian society, Brazilian sports, Brazilian traditions, Crafty, globetrotter, International, Minecraft, Server, south america, tourism, travel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

abandonment, Abuse, anger problems, anxiety, family, Father, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, HalfSisEdu, healing, high school, Insecurity, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mother, narcissism, no contact, pushback, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Support

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Buildings Constructed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

ASKED, Boundaries, Communication, Delivery, Etiquette, family, health concerns, Labor, long distance relationships, Messaging, Motherhood, personal space, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, questions, relationships, Respect, self-care, stress, Support, Updates, UterusCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RedditHorrorStories SMP

chilling, creepy, creepy encounters, Disturbing, Frightening, ghost stories, Horror, internet, Mysterious, Online Community, Paranormal, real life horror, reddit, reddit users, reddithorrorstories, Scary, smp, spooky, Terrifying, true stories, unexplained, unsettling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3492
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1