“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Farms Harvested: 208

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY