CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

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“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Enchantments Applied:	184	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8639	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	467126	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Animals Bred:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ores Mined:	7715	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6126
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mines Excavated:	3993	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!