CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Towns Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4790	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6627	Villages Defended:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Potions Brewed:	109
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Enchantments Applied:	242	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9261
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Farms Harvested:	583
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	9586
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2845

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Star Shards Collected:	233
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.