CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Farms Harvested:	317
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1069	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	150	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Love Letters Sent:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3855	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	3585
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Villages Defended:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Towns Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	394	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.