CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	2288	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3444	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Animals Bred:	137
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Buildings Constructed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Towns Built:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ores Mined:	2596

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Farms Harvested:	577
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.