CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	346	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	221
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Emeralds Found:	6159	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Love Letters Sent:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Animals Bred:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magic Items Found:	1156	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.