CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	959110
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Star Shards Collected:	88
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Emeralds Found:	8424

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6539	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	1348	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	462
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9081
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Items Found:	1441	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Farms Harvested:	299

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	519	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mines Excavated:	1285
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	78	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.