CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Emeralds Found:	7753
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ores Mined:	5751	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Potions Brewed:	180

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Farms Harvested:	778
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Emeralds Found:	8463	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Alien Abductions:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	304378

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Zombie Dances:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.