CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3284	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mines Excavated:	3894
Void Armor Forged:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	140	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	602557	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Magic Items Found:	8898
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	24

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	72
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!