CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Farms Harvested:	133

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4908	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	118	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3679	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Farms Harvested:	888
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6517
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8624
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Items Found:	6766	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.