CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Emeralds Found:	5407	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	294502	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	540	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dimension Hops:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Emeralds Found:	3227	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7857
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8423	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7742
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!