CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7429	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	343
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4657	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mines Excavated:	2430
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7291

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Potions Brewed:	169
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.