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WakeUpCraft SMP

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Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Animals Bred:	178

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

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lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Items Found:	8428
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

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Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9918	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

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Fell – lost or “Pillars” from version 1.20 to 1.21.1! New blocks, items and mobs. The best server WITHOUT A LICENSE for playing with friends!

IP: play.beeworlds.ru (modes from 1.20.1 and later)

Pillars of Fortune, Fell – Lost, Pillars, Random items, Fishing. [ 1.16.5 – 1.21.1 ]

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Buildings Constructed:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1827

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits

Shopkeepers

Coin System

PVP

Leaderboards

We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, Clans, Crafty, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Hotfix 36.1.6, Koumei edition, Minecraft, modding, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, September Corruption Alerts, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe, Warframe General, Warriors, wfg, Wiki

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Falling into the Void:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DadDisagreesMCServer

anxiety, arranged marriage, brotherly love, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural norms, DadDisagreesMCServer, emotional distress, Emotional support, emotional well being, family dynamics, family traditions, generational conflicts, love marriage, marriage pressure, personal autonomy, protective instincts, sibling bond, sibling relationships, traditional values

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KidzGoneWildMC

AITAH, borrowing money, feeding kids, financial assistance, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, friend owes money, friends in need, Guilt, KidzGoneWildMC, not keeping her kids, parenting challenges, paycheck to paycheck, power company, providing for children, setting boundaries, small circle, support system, Tough Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	775	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	2075	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Zombie Dances:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2