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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 118 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 1989 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 165591 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1237 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!
