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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6942 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!
