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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5066 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!
