If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Dragons Tamed: 0
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Wilderness Tamed: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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