If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Dimension Hops: 14 Divine Spears Created: 29
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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