join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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